I feel a connection. We both share a love of mustaches, though sadly, with me as with my father before me, I can’t grow facial hair, so I have to resort to attaching Spanish Moss to my face. But in the back of my mind I’m always wondering, “Can people tell this isn’t a real mustache, but rather glued on Spanish Moss?” Then I laugh and chide myself for being paranoid. No, of course nobody can tell.